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Maybe teenagers just aren`t strong enough yet to remove the sticker from their hat
Alcohol won’t solve your problems, but neither does milk or orange juice.
At the end of the day, it`s 11:59pm.
We should have staff meetings in the garden. The plants would love the fertilizer.
If there is one-thing in this would i don`t like being thought is ... a lesson.
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” is a swear word.
If you lift up the handle on the car door at the same time I`m trying to unlock it more than two times, I`m driving off without you.
When I see a tire swing swaying gently in the breeze, I like to believe its daydreaming about life on the open road.
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. Made of steel. Twice. From Hulk. On adrenaline rush.
If I could have sex with anyone, living or dead, I would for sure pick living.
I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.
Don`t tell me to make myself at home if you don`t want me to drop my pants and download porn on your computer.
Young enough to know I can. Old enough to know I shouldn`t. Stupid enough to do it anyway.
Her: Do you want to run away with me? ME: We won`t actually be running, right?