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Is there a way to politely throw breathe mints in someone`s mouth while they`re talking?
If people don`t occasionally walk away from you shaking their heads, you`re doing something wrong.
I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.
Pac-Man taught me that you can eat ghosts if you take enough pills.
Despite the high cost of living, it still remains popular.
Don`t put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy it today you can do it again tomorrow.
I`m starting to doubt that all of the people in this singing group are called Carol.
Teens, you should not being getting drunk. You`re annoying enough as it is
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
I thought `Pokemon` was a Jamaican Porn... My bad...
My 5 year old still has so much to learn. I asked him for a screwdriver and he brought me some sort of tool.
My buddy told me he was going to Beerfest this weekend, I asked him where, he said "any bar I walk into!!!"
This healthy diet thing is dangerous. I just cut myself peeling an apple. This would have never happened to me with a twinkie.
Just bought a car with the money from my swear jar.