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whats the difference between a dog and a fox????? six shots
There’s a special place in Hell for people who call to see if you got their email!
Whats the difference between a phone number & an opinion? People ask for your phone number.
Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken.
Was disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected...
Three guys walk into a bar. Two ended up with a concussion, the other needed 4 stitches.
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific
If I had three wishes, I`d use one for boobs. Because I`m pretty sure I could get everything else that I wanted if I had boobs.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
When you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
It`s a good thing the gas station is open today...... I still have time to do my Christmas shopping.
Let’s just call a vacation what it is: the opportunity to live like an alcoholic for a little while.
Who ever invented the knock knock joke should get the no bell prize.
You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
LIFE HACK: Sneak into doctor`s waiting rooms instead of subscribing to magazines.