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Racism, sexism and homophobia make no sense when there are so many perfectly good stupid people to hate.
Seems like you could save a lot of time if you just paired The Bachelor with The Bachelorette.
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
Are you one of those people that get hurt from things posted on Facebook? You can easily avoid that by keeping your a$$ off of Facebook.
Do you ever get the feeling that you`re being watched? Because if it`s bothering you, I`ll stop.
Dear life, I`ve had enough bullsh!t to last a while. Can we take a little break please.
Kinda surprised I`m not an action figure by now.
Redneck Term Of Thee Day-Wisdom: "Mah bruther had him some kidney stones, but he wisdom out!"
Do they have to play movies so loud at the theatre? I litterally have to scream into my phone.
It`s important to teach your children math so they can better understand what episode of Star Wars they are watching.
I`m afraid if I start working out, I`ll be too sexy
I ordered a pizza when my wife went into labor. Thad ad said, "buy a pizza, and get free delivery.
If I were to quit my job today and become a psychic, I would advertise with a sign that reads, “Voted best psychic of 2016!"
My parents are visiting. So I pretty much know how much gas cost everywhere.
I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.