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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
Super Bowl Sunday, the one day of the year that DVR`s are used to watch commercials, instead of skip them!
They don`t seem to abduct humans like they used to; looks like we are not the only planet with government science-funding budget cuts.
I assume people with dark tinted windows pick their nose more aggressively than the rest of us.
If you`re a girl and you drink Vodka... there`s a high probability, I love you.
It`s really crazy that you don`t hear a round of applause every time you order a salad.
Don’t let anyone tell you how to live your life! Unless you’re an idiot. In that case, please listen carefully.
My neighbors listen to some amazing music… whether they like it or not. ;)
What I lack in sex appeal I make up in staying home and drinking.
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
If it wasn`t for physics and law enforcement, I`d be unstoppable.
Some days the problem is I care too much… Today was not one of those days…
One man`s LOL is another man`s WTF
Trail Mix: M&Ms with obstacles
Pretty impressed at petrol station today, as i was filling up, i heard woman with truck at next pump say is that Vin Diesel, I smiled, then realised she meant Van Diesel :-/