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That awkward moment when you give the same Hallmark card two years in a row.
Silence is Golden, except when coming from children… Then you’d better go check to see what’s broken.
Sorry for illegally downloading your music, guy who mostly makes songs about doing crime.
Is it just me, or does this gravy I made taste like scotch? Anyway, best Thanksgiving EVER!
Those who stir the sh!t pot should have to lick the spoon.
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
When I say “Nevermind.” I really mean you should’ve listened the first time.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
I`m absolutely nailing this "I give a sh!t" face today!
Ever notice your Christmas stocking has just enough room for chocolates and a bottle of wine. Coincidence? I don`t think soooo.
Dimples are considered a facial muscledeformity in the medical world.
Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
Somebody just gave me a free air guitar..... No strings attached
My butt decided to go big instead of go home.
There are 10 types of people in the world, Those that understand binary, and those who don`t.