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I thought Row vs. Wade was Washington`s decision when he reached the Delaware.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
Attention!! Today I am traveling back in time to right some wrongs in this world. You will know I succeeded if the Germans lost WW2 and that Thursday comes before Wednesday.
Pro tip: The kids run around a little longer if you forget to hide the eggs
How old were you when you found out your parents were using Santa Claus as a behavior-modification tool?
I always read my girlfriend’s horoscope to see what kind of day I’m going to have.
I pretend I don`t care but deep down I really still don`t care.
Why was the cat in the bag in the first place?
I’m pretty much always down for a snack.
The police never think its as funny as you do.
Dear future husband, here’s a few things you need to know If you want to be my one and only all my life. I will not be an ex wife .. only a widow
God is testing me today, but I don`t think he realizes I`m a `C` student.
I often ask myself "What`s wrong with me?" and the answer is ALWAYS "You can`t drink at work"
Whoever determined that a 1-inch candy bar should be called " fun size" should really re-evaluate their stanards of entertainment.
My 6 year old found the duct tape and now nothing in my house moves.