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Good thing girls started uploading pictures next to a pool with the caption "Summer is finally here!" or we wouldn`t have known it`s summer.
My nephew asked me what marriage was like. So I gave him a candy bar and told him not to eat it.
Little to no thought was put into this status.
Christmas trees are like boobs...the fake ones are nice to look at... But the real ones are so much better
Drive-Thru Workers: The longer you make me wait in line, the more change will be used for my payment...
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
No, Iām not funny. Iām just really mean and everyone thinks Iām joking.
I just wanted to say thank you to all the people that have given me a reason to drink this Friday night.
Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?
"keep moving.....nothing to see here"
I miss the good old days..when you could slam the phone down.!!
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at him.
You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn`t murdered her
No one texts faster than a gossiping woman.