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Tip: When you’re not famous, people don’t let you pay for things with an autographed napkin.
Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
It is hard to imagine how people showed their anger before doors were invented.
Safe words are for quitters.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
Every girl is beautiful, sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it....
Have you ever said something and immediately thought “I didn’t know I knew that."
One day I shall rule the World! Until then, I`m going to bed
If someone tells you `I love you` but you don`t feel the same way and don`t wanna make it awkward just say `I love YouTube` really fast
Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
Greeting all the Single People a very Happy Independence Day!!
gone fishing ¸.·´¯`·.¸><((((º>
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
How about this for lazy: I`m letting the NSA take all my selfies for me.
Bartenders are basically professionals that we hire to poison us very slowly in creative ways.