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It’s silly how we spend money on clothes when naked is free.
PMS is no joke, you guys. I just ate like three bags of Reese`s Pieces. Oh, and my wife`s really being a bitch.
You millennials and your obsession with public healthcare. Back in my day we just died
How did the inventor of the clock know what time it was?
If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
Crazy people are never aware of their own insanity. I’m so glad I’m not a crazy person.
Everyone has a purpose in life ... Perhaps mine is finding things to bitch about.
Hugh Hefner dead at age 91. With the amount of Viagra that guy must have been taking, good luck closing that casket lid.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
I would never survive a real job because I dont like being told when I can eat lunch...
I was enjoying our conversation. Until you started talking....
Everyone’s beautiful on the inside. Some people just need a few good stab holes to let that beauty out.
If the best things in life really are free, why am I still getting charged at the liquor store? I call bullshit
the only way I know something is bad for me is if I like it