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I wonder what “don’t touch” is in Braille....
i dont normally have a cool facebook status, but when i do, an older relative spoils it with a lame comment.
Hi, it’s me. I can’t get to the phone right now, even though it’s right here in my hand.
At least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture.
We`re all just nudists in disguise.
Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
Hit me with your pet shark #RuinAn80sSong
Its hotter than a three peckered billy goat!
Before you marry a person you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
I plan on being up really late tonight making voodoo dolls for, well, nevermind, you will know who you are soon enough
This bald spot just appeared out of thin hair.
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
"I get knocked down, but I get up again, You`re never gonna keep me down" ~Bowling pins
"Latte" is Latin for: You paid too much for that coffee.
Did you guys know that turning up the radio fixes almost all your car problems?! Crazy.