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Two days is not enough time for a weekend.
Geez. I make one little mistake and my pharmacist now adds "by mouth" on the prescription label.
So they say that having to much sex can cause memory loss, which is just a little something I seem to remember reading in a Rolling Stone magazine once on page 64 paragraphs 3 through 5 while sitting on a park bench October 14th 2002 at 3:46 p.m
This beer tastes like future mistakes.
If you are naughty go to your room, if you wanna be naughty go to mine :)
Sometimes I wonder how people who don`t have kids get their TV remotes from the other side of the room.
How did the person who invented the first clock know what time it was?
Not to brag, but they know me by name at the liquor store and the police station.
Give a man a gun he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob everybody
Scientists have recently discovered that approximately 2% of Earth`s water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher
I hav 10 fingers bt i usd only.. the thumb to write this...!
I`ve never been a fan of multi-tasking or quite frankly regular tasking.
9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
Internet Dating......The Odds are good but the Goods are odd
Beer never asks me if I think another beer is prettier than it.