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I`m not bothered if someone likes me or Not. Even Angels are hated by Demons.
Guns don`t kill people. Girls who get tagged in a photo before they get a chance to see it kill people.
I wish we had staff meetings in the garden. The plants would`ve love the fertilizer.
I almost got raped in jail last night. My family takes Monopoly very seriously.
Coffee is just a hug for your insides.
"With a stroke of a pen your name can live on forever in a quote!... Unknown,
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can`t flick your friends out the car window
I’m an organ donor, but I’m pretty sure all they’re going to use is my liver for “after” photos.
If you want funny, get off Facebook and watch the news...
"If Donald Duck doesn`t have to wear pants than neither do I!"- Me getting drunk at Disney World.
Want someone to stop texting you? Sleep with them.
If Shakespeare is correct and "all the world is a stage" then I seriously would like to be in control of that trap door.
I want the drugs of the first guy who was like "DUDE, let`s carve a face into a pumpkin."
Sometimes.. late at night... I fill my bathtub with tomato sauce and pretend I am a meatball.
I Don`t Care If you Don`t Like Me .. Iam Not A Facebook Status :D