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Nothing is more dangerous than a woman “gathering her thoughts”.
if there wasn´t a last minute I´d never get anything done.
i am not so think, as you drunk i am
Why is it that everyone you hate has such a better job than you?
When I was a kid and was going to "get it" that was bad. Now I`m an adult and I`m going to "get it" :)
Girls probably spend more time thinking about what men think than men actually spend thinking.
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this woman would hurry up and pick a suspect.
Your gene pool should be drained, the area bleached & the ground burned & salted. But other than that you seem like a great person.
You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me.
I hate it when I fill my blowup doll with helium and then she plays hard to get...
Its so cold out, I actually saw a gangsta with his pants UP!
I wonder if New York people find it weird to watch their own city being destroyed in Hollywood movies so many times..!!
It`s 2013. With all the hormones in food and advances in medical technology, why are there still girls with less than C cup boobs?
I automatically assume you`re fat if your Facebook picture is a car