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I’m crazy but not “LeBron is better than Jordan” crazy.
When I was young I dreamed of saving the world, now I just dream of making through each month.
Woah.. the room is spinning.. I knew the world revolved around me.. ;)
Just once I’d like to learn something the easy way.
Massaging the shoulders of the person in front of you at the Redbox machine will usually help them make up their mind faster.
Of all the lies I tell, "I was just kidding!" is my favorite.
Life is not fair. But life is not fair for everyone, which actually makes it fair.
justin bieber
You have to hand it to Subway for convincing us it`s acceptable to eat an entire loaf of bread for lunch.
I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their sh!t.
If my glass is half full then I start wondering where my bartender is.
Give a man a fish and chances are you won`t be asked to be in charge of buying a gift "from all of us" anymore.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
Watching these gymnasts doing the balance beam is making me feel really bad about almost missing the couch.
I drank so much vodka last night I woke up with a Russian accent.