Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches.
There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
I was laying down, looking up at the stars while I was writing this post. Then it dawned on me; `Where the heck is the ceiling?`
When pornstars get up to speak in front of a large group, do they picture people with their clothes on?
No matter how old you are ... swingsets are cool.
Have some fun: goto the local bar. Play every Justin Beaber song and leave.
Nothing says poor life choices like the guy with the half smoked cigarette behind his ear
Don`t let the propeller hat fool you... I have no idea how to fly this plane.
I`m off to get my beauty sleep. Yeah, I know...I`m already so beautiful you can`t stand it! I promise...a little more isn`t lethal...yet! ;) Goodnight!
Sneezing is like using sonar to find polite people.
All my life I thought air was free… and then I bought a bag of chips. ^^
People who say "Don`t mix drugs with alcohol"" ... they`re stupid, right?
Asking me if I’m hungry, is like asking me if I like money.
I am Looking for a Bank which can offer me these Two Services..... .Give me a Loan & then Leave me aLone. :)
Starbucks isn`t really that expensive compared to how much Victoria`s Secret charges per cup.