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You`re only limited by your own imagination! And money. And talent. And genetics. And time. And other people. Go for it!
Spread happiness by smiling at a stranger today...or flash them your boobs. Strangers love boobs!
Email: 8 character min, including 1 upper, 1 lower, 1 number, 1 special character. ATM card: 4 numbers
If it walks like a duck and it looks like a duck, the chances are she`s practising for her next selfie
I worry about what my rubber ducky thinks about me when I`m naked 0.0
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
I only accept apologies in cash.
I would watch NASCAR if it was more like Mario Kart.
The only people who care about my college degree are the college loan people.
I can´t wait for summer. One of my highlights of summer is talking into the fan to hear my robot voice.
I legitimately thought I was having a pretty productive day until I realized my phone is set to west coast time and I`m in New York.
Just once I would like to see a liars pants actually catch on fire
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
I need to adjust the brightness settings for my future.
Smile. It makes people wonder what you´re up to.