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Here`s a thought: Let`s let the illegal Mexicans stay and send the whining crybabies to Mexico. At least the illegal Mexicans are willing to work.
Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
They say that nobody is perfect, then they say that practice makes perfect. I wish they`d make up their mind
I’m pretty much always down for a snack.
Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Me: To propagate authoritarianism and generate revenue for the state? Cop: ...
Damn you auto correct mind your business.
Keep calm and pretend today isn’t Monday.
I hate it when people call dogs "stupid". I mean, when was the last time you saw a dog step in human poop?
It turns out if you cry at the DMV they`ll let you take a second photo
Two things I am thankful for: 1: Family and friends. 2: Caller ID, so I can avoid certain family and friends
I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don`t Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
Keep scrolling , I got nothing.
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
I can`t wait til the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they`re jerks