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To be truthful from deep down ... I don`t believe that paper beats rock.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
When I say “the other day” I could mean yesterday or 5 years ago there’s no in between.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
My son and his friends are great ... They always spray the house with air freshener before I get home.
Are the ATF and border patrols also shutdown? Asking for a Mexican friend....
It`s kill or be killed. Or eat a sandwich. Maybe go for a light jog. Draw a picture of a duck. There are a lot of options out there.
I was bored of doing the same thing day in and day out,so I phoned the "Local Ramblers Club"....but the guy on the other end of the phone just went on and on and on!
This is my first lame status of the year. Enjoy!
I’m not a vegetarian but I eat animals who are.
The trouble with jogging is, that by the time you realize you`re not in shape, it`s too far to walk back.
I was standing in front of the mirror eariler, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
I think I can survive on Mars since they found water for my coffee.
I may be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still cut the cheese.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I hate you bye