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I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
I have a life, I have the best life in the world. Oh wait sitting around watching Netflix and eating pizza rolls isn`t a life. I guess i was wrong then. :( bummer
Why do crutons come in resealable bags? Are we really worried about them going stale?
It`s impossible to look like a bad ass while eating a snow cone.
A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your house is gone.
People who get offended on the internet are the same people that take mini golf seriously.
I just became a professional Counterfeiter, I even have the certificates to prove it.
If you were home alone in the middle of the night, and you heard a fart, would you laugh or be scared.
justin bieber
The fact that Pitbul is even considered a musician is more disgusting than the fact that toothpaste was invented years after french kissing was.
If your that person that makes microwave popcorn at work, nobody likes you.
"Well that can`t be right." - dogs watching us catching balls with our hands
About to check Facebook? Let me save you some time. One of your friends has updated their cover photo to a picture of the beach.
The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it`s not in my way.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.