Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Apparently getting injured while in the KISS Army doesn`t make you eligible for V.A. benefits.
Look, all I`m saying is, you never see Nikki Manaj and E.T. in the same place at the same time.
You`re not a geek or a nerd because you always have to have the latest high tech gadgets and electronics. YOU`RE RICH
I was feeling down...then all of a sudden I felt myself up. Win, win situation! ;)
Sure, we can be friends. I get to be Chandler.
It’s not that I don’t want kids, it’s just that I don’t want a minivan.
Found out today you`re supposed to urinate on a jellyfish sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at the waffle house... just trying to help.
You will always be my best friend ... You know too much.
Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
Like a good neighbor, strip clubs are there
10 Easy Steps to Learn Binary: 1) There are 1`s and 0`s 10) There are no 2`s
Dear Dr Phil, I was watching my next door neighbor`s wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I was enjoying myself I turned to notice my lady was just standing there, arms folded...watching me. Is she a pervert?
Too many people complain about their looks, but not nearly enough complain about their brains.
I know you’re supposed to have 3 balanced meals a day, but how many can I have at night?