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"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
You know your fat when you sit in the bath tub and the water in the toilet rises.
Inside me is a skinny person screaming to get out. But he shuts up when I eat cake.
Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
A lot of talk from the peasants lately about my arrogance.
Jehovah`s Witnesses, Improving my hiding skills since 1974.
Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.
I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap durations.
The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
I can tell people are judgmental just by looking at them.
I made this margarita with my kids` slushie machine ... Don`t judge
Just got back from the car dealership and long story short, I`m now the proud owner of a giant circus tent.
How’s your day going? Here’s a good way to tell: Is it “already” 2:00pm or “only” 2:00pm?
Does the employee manual say I CAN`T set up my camping tent inside my cubicle? No? Then please step outside & zip the door up behind you.