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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
Today I gave up procrastination for Lent.
My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means he can eat anything off the floor if he waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter.
The part of “no” that I don’t understand is the part where I don’t get what I want.
Times change When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were very scary. Now everyone wants to have sex with them
Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
I bought a box of "SO CALLED" Hot Pockets --- brought them home, and opened one to eat it, and the Damned thing was FROZEN ----- Miis-Advertizing at it`s BEST!!! Now what do I do with the Damned thing???? :-P
It`s not condescending if they`re stupid.
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
Someone asked an old man: "After 70yrs you still call your wife Darling, Honey and Luv. What`s the secret?"... Old man: I forgot her name 10 yrs ago & I`m scared 2 ask her.
For a guy who makes as many bad decisions as I do, I feel like I should be having more fun.
i didn`t know i had a facebook account until now
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
Sorry I said "nice phone" when you showed me a photo of your baby.