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"I`m on my way." -People who haven`t even left the house yet.
Laugh now, but at the rate they are reproducing, the people of Walmart may one day take over the world
I’m what you would call “indoorsy”
Some men get naked when they have to count up to 21...
You know when you`re exercising and feel like you could keep going and going? That`s happening to me, only with beer.
So those numbers on sports jerseys are how many people each player has killed or what.
If you don’t like being tailgated then don’t play movies I like.
Remember, laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have diarrea.
I just stepped on a cornfkake does that make me a cereal killer ?
Sometimes I whisper, "I`m on your side" to the computers, just in case they ever succeed in taking over the world...
Why are clothes so expensive? I shouldn`t have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.
If life is unfair to everyone, doesn`t that make life fair?
I was blown away when I realised the word " OK " is a side ways person.
Why are there no owls here? I Was lead to believe there would by owls here. #hooters
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?