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I`m sick and tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment. I tried it once and I hit a cyclist....
According to Tetley the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag so i slap her arse and shout "cup ot tea fatty"
They should make a medal for anyone who uses an entire tube of chapstick without losing it.
Sometimes, I wish I could fast forward the time just to see if in the end it`s all worth it.
Yes we`re friends on facebook but that`s where it ends, stop trying to talk to me in real life... mom
When all else fails… Pizza & Beer.
A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy`s laptop
I have no idea what a bejeezus is,,, but apparently mine scares easy.
Sorry, I didn`t get your text...Just kidding, I ignored that sh!t.
I may not be a veterinarian, but I know a horses a$$ when I meet one.
Its sad that we live in a world that puts words into the dictionary if enough stupid people use it.
Anyone notice the irony behind “hyphenated” and “non-hyphenated”?
I`ll be back in five minutes. If I`m not, read this again :D
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I think germs are so nice for waiting 5 seconds before attacking food that falls on the floor.