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Dear guys: Women don`t want pictures of your d!ck. Maybe try sending a screenshot of your bank statement and see where things go.
I think the cats are hording all the single women out there...
Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
Perfect relationships exist in thoughts, movies, and Facebook timelines.
Survival rule #1: You go first.
I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that`s over with.
I`ve been told that I can be condescending... that means that I tend to talk down to people.
I don`t live paycheck to paycheck. I live paycheck to four days before paycheck...
I`m obviously smarter than you`re
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
Technically, if you don`t cut the cake, it`s still just one slice.
Weekends r like d salary.. It takes a lot to get thr, & whn it finally does, it`s over in no time ;) - aa
Love is like a Hot Pocket: If you rush into it, you`re bound to get burned
Alarm clocks should come with sounds like "tiny doll feet scampering into the closet" because I am not hitting snooze when I hear that.
Facebook ~ redefining "friendship" one booby pic at a time. ;)