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No matter how busy a guy is, he can always take out a moment from his busy life to just stop and stare at a beautiful girl.
We all have that funny voice we use when talking to dogs, babies... and idiots!
My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
Detroit and Chicago seem to be getting it right as of late. Limit all politicians to two terms. One in elected Office and one in prison.
Don`t cry because it`s over. Smile because your fingerprints aren`t in the database.
I found out why I`m still single. Apparently, you have to go outside and let people see you.
Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at.
You can run from your problems. Unless your problem is a cheetah.
If you`ve ever wondered which of your friends are really amazing, you`re in luck today. :)
no one is perfect thats why pencil have eraser
I`ll be damned if after the 5 longest minutes of my life i am going to "allow to cool in microwave for 1 minute"!
Today`s brilliant idea: Slim Fast beer.
My goal today is to turn actions into thoughts.
I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.
I`m starting a pay it backward campaign. When I get up to the drive through window I tell them that the car behind me is going to pay for it.