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You mean.. people run? On purpose? When nobody is chasing them?
Let`s fix the obesity problem AND improve eye-hand coordination by replacing vending machines with claw machines, make people earn snacks.
I`ve always pictured myself taking selfies.
Waldo wears stripes because he doesn`t want to be spotted !
I`m so pissed right now! I`m about to open a can of... Wait…WTF??!! Since when did they start putting child-proof lids on the cans of whoop-ass? A little help please...
Plot twist: name your pets after passwords.
I tried kickboxing, but I couldn`t get the hang of walking with boxing gloves on my feet.
I`d like to thank Tetris for making me really good at loading my dishwasher.
Finding a date on the internet is so much easier than real life because how are they supposed to know that`s not your Ferrari?
I wouldn`t say I "missed" your call.
The realization that Netflix knows me better than my closest friends....
I`m so old, I remember when the internet didn`t have commercials.
Just because nobody complains doesn`t mean all parachutes are perfect.
Note to Self: These Note to Selves don’t work.
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.