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Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
I got called pretty today! Well actually the full statement was "you`re pretty annoying!" But I only focus on positive things
Common sense is like deodorant; those that need it most, don’t use it.
My friends are the type of friends that if my house was on fire, they would be over here with marshmallows and hitting on the hot fireman!
I did responsible things all day so tonight will consist of nothing that even resembles responsibility.
My favorite part of the movie The Notebook is where I turned it off and watched Terminator 2 instead.
I feel sorry for historians, they have such a hard time letting go of the past.
Maybe there`s no such thing as automatic doors, just gentlemen ninjas.
Drink till she´s cute, but stop before the wedding
My dog acts like her entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
I will be good today... I will be good today... I will be good today... Yeah.... I didn`t believe it either..
I wish Facebook wasn`t the only place I could block people from my life.
lf the people in the movies listened to me, they would still be alive.
I wonder if Earth makes fun of the Moon for having no life.
Why is it all the good things in life are either illegal, immoral, impossible, addictive, or fattening?