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Ever had sex while camping!? It`s intents!
I have many talents, but giving an f*ck isn’t one of them
Note to Self: Next time I leave my wife a message that I`m in a threesome all afternoon, specify it`s golf.
Slut: desirable woman who has sex with someone other than yourself.
whoever snuck the `s` in fast food is a clever person
To be fair, if I had a friend who could turn water into wine - I’d worship him too.
North Korea no!, really, go home! now you are really drunk!
There`s nothing sadder then the look on my dogs face after he hears something hit the floor and discovers it`s only lettuce :(
I was fighting with this guy over who`s lazier. I let him win.
I spend hours on Facebook and then think, “Well, that was pointless”
You´re never too old to learn something stupid.
My nickname at work is "HR wants to see you"
"Oh!Look The Smurfs Grew Up!"Grandma those are Avatars." -_-
My "Kiss me, I`m Irish" shirt only seems to be working on my dog.
Is it just me, or did anyone else wake up on the SEXY side of the bed this morning?