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Girls think that having their period is the most inconvenient thing they can experience. They`ve obviously never dated a girl who was on her period.
Still waiting for a Discovery Channel "How It`s Made" episode on babies.
Hey Ladies..Prince charming is Gay and living with Mr. Right
What if the lightbulb had never been invented? How would we know when someone has a really good idea?
My husband woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on his face. I love Sharpie markers.
I go both ways. I like hard AND soft tacos.
I`d like to have a child one day...Two days, tops.
If I look tired at the end of the day, it`s because I just spent eight solid hours looking busy.
Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you`re not being arrested?
Whoever said "nothing is impossible" never tried to nail JELL-O to a tree.
Ever look in a mirror wondering about the stranger staring back & then realize it`s your neighbor`s window and they`re calling the cops?
I need a partner in wine.
Tried to text "playa" but it changed it to "player" I must have the white iPhone.
If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.