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If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it.
I have done some truly amazing things to get the last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
I can come up with plenty of ways to do nothing.
When a girl tells you that she just had her period, you are officially in the friendzone.
I don’t know what it is but, it’s on sale.
I am a Mother hear me roar.....especially when my kids decide to make a kite out of my granny panties and fly it down the street.
I`m gonna name my son Wussell so people think he has a speech impediment.
I would probably die of sleep deprivation if Facebook added a dislike button
The best thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
That mind-blowing moment when you realize chores were really the crap your parents didn’t want to do.
I`ve spotted six Pokémon today but I don`t have the game so I may need new meds...
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
I finished your laundry, the ashes are in the fireplace.
Sex Is Like Math: Add The Bed, Subtract The Clothes, Divide The Legs, And Pray To God You Don`t Multiply!