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Apparently I pack an apple in my 5 year old`s lunch so it can get out of the house for a few hours.
I joined weight watchers last month, so far I lost 38 dollars...
There aren`t enough love songs about the moment you see your luggage appear at baggage claim.
If you speak too slowly, I will complete all your sentences in my mind in ways that makes your story much more interesting
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
Yeah he`s still bugging me...he thinks Harass is two words.
The bed is always the comfiest right at the time you are supposed to be getting out of it
I would like to thank you people for letting me know its Friday every week. Its thoughts like this that keep me on Facebook.
Nothing good goes into a microwave at 2:00am.
Can you do me a favour? Stand in front of my car, I need to test my brakes.
Everyday I run into someone who pushes me past the limits of my medication.
According to my roommate`s diary, I have boundary issues.
If women kept their feelings to themselves would they explode? Guess we`ll never know.
All cookies are "bite size" if you believe in yourself enough.
Women- God’s version of a Rubik’s cube.