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I hate it when people beg for likes, like if you agree?
If Candy Crush had a face, I`d punch it.
I poured some shampoo over my speakers today and they blew up... So much for EXTRA VOLUME.
No PornHub, I would NOT like to share this video with my friends and family on Facebook.
At work hitting the escape key...... Nothing is happening, im still here.
I am not looking for a one night stand, 2 hours will be plenty enough.
One thing I`ll never understand is alcohol free wine
Nothing says God is forgiving like hell.
If Wyle E Coyote had enough cash to buy all that ACME stuff why didn’t he just buy dinner?
Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
10% of people genuinely care about your problems. The other 90% are glad that you’ve got them.
Look Bruce, just because you call it the "Batcave" doesn`t change the fact that you still live in your parents basement.
Get ahead of myself. Sometimes I
I try not to laugh at my own jokes. But we all know I`m hilarious.
Its almost that time again! That`s right, its holiday season! Merry Black Friday sales, and happy spending!