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Shhh...you had me at "alcohol may intensify effect..."
Before I lose my phone, end up naked, high, drunk and/or possibly arrested, I would like to wish you all a Happy Friday.
If it rains on a dream catcher, does that make it a wet dream catcher?
I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you.
GF: "You`re cute when you`re drunk" Me: "You`re cute when I`m drunk too"
If the TV show "Cops" has taught me anything, it`s to stay away from people with blurry faces....... they always seem to attract trouble.......
I wish I can start a new diet, but there`s a bunch of old diets I haven`t finish.
There is always light at the end of the tunnel. It might be a train or a truck so dont let it hit you.
Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
Life is short, Smile while you still have teeth.
Common Sense is so rare, it should be classified as a super power.
I`m sorry. . . I didn`t mean to stare. . . it`s just that I have never seen stupid of this magnitude up close before
when i die i want to be thrown out of an airplane with a superman costume
Next time you take your dog for a walk, dress like a cop & pretend to be searching the neighborhood for drugs.
Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....