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Does the Food Network deliver?
Please say a prayer for my coworker. His life is so boring that he just Instagrammed his Jimmy Johns sandwich
Whoever invented marriage was creepy as hell. Like, hey you, I love you so much, I`m gonna get the government involved so you can`t leave.
is frickin awesome! Nough Said.
How many different animals did we have to jump on the backs of before we discovered horses were cool with it?
Flies only live for 24 hours.. Except for the ones that get in your room. Those bastards live forever.
LSD makes users lose weight` That makes sense, it`s kinda hard to get to the fridge when there`s a dragon guarding it.
When I see a tire swing swaying gently in the breeze, I like to believe its daydreaming about life on the open road.
I am who I am, your approval is not needed.
Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? You still have to get up & take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
Hell, I finally figured out what was wrong with me ... I have been reading the wrong horoscope!!
Cats would be even more stuck up if they knew how much the internet loves them.
I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
What is this World Cup and can I drink from it?
A company has announced a new service where you carpool with strangers. It`s a new cutting-edge technology called "taking the bus."