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I`m a spontaneous procrastinator
I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers.
My spouse thinks I`m crazy. But I`m not the one who married me.
This rough sex would have been a lot better if I wasn`t alone.
Looking back.. I think I preferred you when I didn`t know you...
This status is mine....I licked it.
Feeling so good today ... High-five the person next to you and tell them it`s from me.
I was going to get a lot of stuff done tonight, but I didn`t. Because, you know...beer.
Sometimes people try to expose what`s wrong with you, because they can`t handle what`s right about you.
I`d be super embarrassed if people saw my google history but only because its all words I should really know how to spell by now
??q? uo p??oq??? ? ?nq i ??i? ?s?? ??? si si??
Iām sorry I offended you with my common sense.
Based on commercials, every single car has won car of the year.
Common sense has become so rare it should be classified as a superpower.