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Dear Noah, we could have sworn you said the arc wasn`t leaving until 5. Sincerely, unicorns.
Attention fuels immaturity
Things that schools worry about Drugs 1% Graduating 1% drop outs 1% the inportance of using a number 2 pencil on standardized tests 97%
I hate it when teachers say, “You think it’s funny?” Obviously it is, if it wasn’t I wouldn’t be laughing
So how old does a highway have to be before you tell him he`s adopted?
My favorite drink is the fullest one on the table.
I`ve got my wise-ass in my smartypants so I`m ready for anything!
People hear my southern accent and automatically assume I`m stupid. Let me tell you something right now. That is just a coincidence.
My girlfriend told me I`m starting to annoy her because I relate everything to batman... What a joker!
I was going to exercise this morning, but then all the sprinkles would fall off my cupcake.
Wow, I haven`t seen you since the last time I wish I hadn`t seen you
Have you ever noticed how people who play candy crush are always saying they need a life?
My new girlfiend is taking forever to exist.
I just got an email telling me how I can have fuller, firmer breasts. I can`t wait to show them to my wife!!
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.