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thinks there are times when your the most beautiful girl in the world, and there are times when Iām sober.
The earth moves 1.6 million miles per day. So no I didn`t just "lay in bed and watch TV all day" I traveled very far thank u
The secret to dancing is to pretend you have a wedgie and you`re trying to get it unstuck without using your hands.
Everyday Iām shoveling. ā Winter 2014
It`s Friday the 13th. Good thing I`m not superstitious, it`s unlucky to be superstitious...
No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has to clean the bathroom at Taco Bell.
Anybody wanna go halfsies on an orgasm?
We have cars that park themselves but I still gotta wave my hand 15 times before a paper towel comes out the dispenser
Today feels like a stay in bed, pull the blankets over your head, and pretend you`re on an adventure in a kangaroo`s pouch type of day
I was voted `Most Paranoid` by my classmates at school. Although they never admitted it.
Honestly, I have no idea what I would even do with 5 hours of energy.
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear... "Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep."
I`ve got a lot to unlearn.
why we do not have a romance class...............
Is it just me, or would those movies had been far scarier if they were titled "Monday the 13th"