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Nothing says "I mean business" like bringing a shopping cart to the liquor store.
thinks whoever said, "All men are created equal", obviously has never been to a nude beach!!
You should always love a woman for her personality. We have so many to choose from.
I love you in a bipolar way because I hate you.
Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
Life is a constant battle between my love of food & not wanting to get fat.
I totally understand how batteries feel because I`m never included in things either
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Thanks for calling me to tell me you just sent that email
Whatever it is ... I didn´t do it!
Get off your high horse. Seriously, it’s not safe to ride any animal that’s stoned.
I don`t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.
I feel so lazy.. Lazy as the guy who created the Japanese flag
Tomorrow I`m going to start using big words to sound smart....Sorry, I meant utilizing gargantuan idioms to simulate intelligence
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