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Guess when toothpaste was invented? 1892. Guess when kissing was invented? A DISGUSTINGLY LONG TIME BEFORE THAT.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
For the first time in my years of working I have been hard at work all day......dammm those pills!!!!
It`s Friday the 13th. Good thing I`m not superstitious, it`s unlucky to be superstitious...
I live in constant fear that someone will kidnap my mother in law who lives all alone at 48 W Main St, bldg C, Apt 32 on the 3rd floor.
Unless otherwise stated, I have no idea what Iām talking about.
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.
Some days I feel about as useful as the pants in Donald Duck`s closet.
It was so cold today the local flasher was caught "describing" himself to women.
Don`t ya wish you could hold people up to the light like a $20 bill to tell if they`re fake or real?
My brain has too many tabs open.
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence.
Hibernation should be a human thing too.
So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.