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Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. Im pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator
There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are suppose to be doing something else.
Did you ever notice that the doctor’s bill is always a lot more readable than the doctor’s prescription?
You`re so dumb you have to get naked to count to 21.
Screw you, regular cars that look like police cars. Also vice versa.
If u cant live without me, why aren`t you dead yet.
I`m at my neighbor`s house having a delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home.
Shopping for bridesmaid dresses with 5 other women, today. If you never hear from me again, I committed suicide by nail file.
I’m drinking because you’re talking.
I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
Facebook is not so bad once you block your family and friends.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P
I trust Snapple facts more than CNN and Fox News.
It looks like bathroom tai chi but it`s me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser.