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My entire life is a “you had to be there” moment.
My internet was down for almost 4 mins, I’m ok but the 911 operator was a total b!tch about it!
Change of plans everyone: NOBODY Wang Chung tonight.
Sure I have my doubts, but Bigfoot doesn’t have any pictures of me either.
Is it wrong, to put people on your bucket list?
I`m allergic to gluten free diets.
Coffee: fueling you for a job you can`t stand to support a life you never wanted. Tastes good though...
llllllloooollllll...........................i saw a donkey on a bike
Hello...
If you’ve never pretended a Cheeto is a tiny caveman club, we can’t be friends.
I hate when I walk into the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.
You would think with all the ice water laying all over the world, it would be a lot cooler...
Well, I`ve officially entered the, "Why did I come into this room?" phase of my life.
Somewhere, right now.. One of my Facebook friends is already drunk!
I always wear a wedding ring when I go grocery shopping, so everyone thinks my cart full of groceries are for a family of 4 instead of just me