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If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
People should mute themselves on conference calls when they are crossing a battlefield and killing enemies to get to the next level.
Those 4 words that will get any girl into bed with you. `I won the lottery`.
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
Every time I get an eyelash in my eye, I`m reminded of how quickly I would die in the wild
Before having any kids make sure you’re done sleeping and doing things you like to do.
Roses are red, dead ones are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?
If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
Sometimes, talking to a woman requires a translator.
I`m so bored at work that I`m actually doing my job.
If by angry birds you mean flipping off a$$holes while driving then yes I`m at the expert level of Angry Birds
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band.
I can make your gf scream louder than you can. - Spider
What does it mean when you sit next to an elderly woman on the bus and she shakes her head and makes the sign of the cross?
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.