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No one’s going to do it for you. It’s up to just you to make naps a priority in your life.
I thought 70 was the new 50, but the cop still gave me a ticket.
The way my kids act at Walmart, it`s just a matter of time before the security camera footage is a hit reality show!
I`m concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn`t tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
You guys, how can true love still exist if we don`t have mixed tapes anymore?
Facebook: Wasting peoples lives since 2004
"You CAN even."- white girl life coach
If you ever feel like a failure, just know that somewhere in the world, someone just lost their straw inside a Capri Sun.
I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
Adult: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
Being an adult is mostly waiting to leave places you didn`t want to go to in the first place.
I`ve just finished doing my hair, want to come over and mess it all up?
There are two types of people in this world: those who know how to handle stress, and those who need bail money.
Every time I go to the bank I ask if they are giving out any free samples.
I liked Hoarders much better when it was called Sanford & Son.