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I don`t know which is worse... waiting for someone to get out of the bathroom so you can use it or hearing them say "come in" when you knock on the bathroom door...
Two girls riding their bikes on a cobble stone road. 1st girl: I never came this way before. 2nd girl: Me neither. It must be the cobble stones.
I swear I just go to the strip club for the music.
"Kids are great when you need help around the house." - People who don`t have kids
"Stay out of the heat & stay hydrated." Thank you news-anchor. It`s my first summer.
Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
I dont know about you guys, but I am amazed Pringles is able to constantly grow the same shaped potato. Science.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words “The” and “IRS” together it spells “Theirs.”
If we could master the look dogs have when we’re eating in front of them, we’d be able to have sex with any woman at will.
Ebay is really getting worse and worse to use. Yesterday I searched for a cigarette lighter. I got 3,974, 601 matches...
I`m often a little confused when people call me insane because, to be honest, I`m still just warming up.
Please please, keep talking. I always yawn when I`m interested...
Newton`s third law of emotion. For every male action there is a female overreaction.