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People around me think I`m losing it. So today, I had to sit myself down and have a talk.
I inboxed a girl on Facebook and she never replied. I guess you could say we`re `seen` each other.
My friend named her female dog Karma... Karmas a bitch.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people so where my tolerance level is at.
It´s Friday-O-Clock!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Are the unmarried employees at Kraft known as Kraft singles?
One day I hope to understand the phrase "more money, more problems"
Tip for Sunday Church: Don`t forget to keep your phones on silent, especially if your ringtone is `I like big butts and I do not lie!`
When your running down the street on fire, people will get out of your way
UFC is 10% fighting, and 90% advertising the next fight
I am sweet, lovable, kind, shy, and innocent ... Oh, for heaven`s sake! Stop laughing!
I wonder if birds look at planes and think "man, I`ve really got to hit the gym"
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
Studies show it’s totally okay for me to just say “studies show” in front of whatever I want to say.
Coworker: I have a degree in History. Me: That`ll really come in handy if life starts going backwards.