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People who don`t know what they want should not use the drive thru!
So another day has come and gone and I still haven`t used algebra.
My internet went down last week...so I talked to my family....thank goodness the internet came back
Ladies, if he calls you crazy, don`t get upset. Crazy girls are better in bed so take it as a compliment. But stab him, just in case...
The ski racks on my car say I’m fun, adventurous, and can’t figure out how to take the ski racks off my car.
The trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.
The closest I`ve ever come to eating better is eating butter.
I can almost always tell if a movie doesn`t use Real dinosaurs.
They say a dog park is a great place to pick up girls. I don`t have a dog so I am walking around with a bag of poop so I won`t look weird.
Live For Today… Plan For Tomorrow… Party Tonight!
It`s a good thing not everyone has a smartphone. Someone has to honk when the light turns green.
You know it`s getting bad when the voices in your head start texting you
Not sure if people stopped saying YOLO or if everyone who said it died.
If other employees are taking four fifteen minutes smoke break a day, I should most certainly be allowed a one hour nap time.
Never compliment a lady on her mustache no matter how magnificent it is