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Immature is a word boring people use to describe fun people.
I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
Video games are cool because they let you experience fantastical power-fantasies. for example in The SIMS you have a job and a house.
Dear Mother Nature, I would like to cancel my monthly subscription please… Urs Sincerely, 100% OF ALL WOMEN IN THE WORLD!
Stand for what you believe in. Or sit on the couch and have a couple of donuts. It`s a free country really.
Why does whoop-ass only come in a can?
A wise man once told me `Never sleep with your a$$ itching.. You`ll wake up with smelly fingers`
Never run after a man or a bus, there is always another one coming.
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Life is hard ... It`s harder if you`re stupid.
I think they put less beers in twelve packs these days.
I assume that a Columbus Day sale means I can just walk into a store and take whatever I want.
When the coffee stops working it is probably the right time to start drinking.
Was hating my job until I drove past a grown man dressed as a Taco on the side of the road. Thanks again Perspective
I`ve just been watching a documentary on marijuana...... I think all documentaries should be watched this way.