Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
Two interesting facts for you: 1) Some pine cones look like poop. 2) I`m never kicking anything wearing flip flops again.
I don´t like people who can´t make fun of themselves. It means more work for me.
I am so deep in the friendzone I have been introduced to her boyfriend`s parents.
Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.
Does Starbucks have an express lane if your order is 10 words or less?
he who laughs last thinks slow
The kids left w/my parents for a week. I plan to run around the house for an hour yelling "woo hoo", but after that my schedule is wide open
For Christmas I just want summer...
People are so predictable..I bet you`re even reading this status right now.
Sometimes people come into your life and they need to stop doing that
Think about how much more stressful life`s most stressful moments would be if accompanied by the running-out-of-time music in Mario Bros.
Dear middle finger: thank you for always sticking up for me.
It`s amazing how much more money I have when I`m drunk.
I’m glad I’m me, I don’t think anybody else could take it.
I don`t understand why people pay therapists when I`ll tell them what`s wrong with them for free.