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Fun things to do in Walmart: Take the ``try me`` stickers off of the toys & place them on condom boxes.
When I hear a person say "My Mom didn`t raise no dummy", I feel like saying "She lied to you"
There’s both a McDonald’s and a blood pressure machine in this Walmart. Circle of life.
It`s so nice to come home and relax with Facebook after a long day at the office being on Facebook.
The only instant messaging I enjoy is with my middle finger.
( )( ) =( `-` )= <( . )> ("`)("`) bunny!!
Why non-smokers don`t take bubble blowing breaks is beyond me
When everything is coming your way ... You`re in the wrong lane.
According to my fitness app, I watched TV for 6 miles this week.
Dogs are great. You can count on them to alert you of danger...Also, children passing by, squirrels and gusts of wind they don`t like.
"We attack at dawn!" - Hangovers
I`ve discovered two things today... 1. My cat looks so cute in people clothes. 2. I`m probably going to die alone.
Snails would be terrifying if they moved quickly.
Facebook Proves: That if Family had the Option... they`d Delete ya.
When there is nothing to do ... That`s what I do