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I didn`t get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life.
If you allow your pets to roam free in our neighborhood, I`m gonna put party hats on em. This is non-negotiable.
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
I love my car. Without it, I would not be where I am today.
What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
I love my friends unconditionally.* *Certain terms and conditions may apply. May not be available on all days. Coverage not available in all locations.Offer good for 30 days.Requires two-year minimum agreement. Fees applied for activation and early termination.
Wish my husband got a check from the NFL for all the refereeing he does from his recliner...
Why is it called "reading a book" and not paper view?
If two cannibals fight, does that make it a food fight?
The dollar store needs to go ahead and open up a few gas stations.
To Do: Figure out how to get paid to travel the world and eat.
Improve your day by ordering coffee in the voice you use for your pets.
I hate when people passive-aggressively post vague, indirect statuses. You know who you are...
Don`t be afraid of a few extra pounds, fat people are much harder to kidnap.
What`s the opposite of wanting to hear about you doing crossfit? I`m that.