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If you check Page 4, Paragraph 16, Subsection (d), right after the section on Video Game usage, but before the Book Report Procrastination provision and the No Face Piercings, Ever Amendment , you will that see that I am, in fact, and I quote: "the boss of you."
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Cooking Tip: If you`re tired of always having to boil water everytime you make pasta, boil a few gallons at the beginning of the week and freeze it for later ... you`re welcome!
Our phone falls, we panic... our friends fall, we laugh.
Even if girls came with instructions, men would never read them.
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
Christmas tip: Wrap empty boxes and put them under the tree. Everytime your child acts up, throw one in the fireplace.
Nice try, St. Patrick`s Day, but I don`t need a reason to drink.
I`m in my 30`s, but I still feel like I`m in my 20`s until I hang out with people in their 20`s and I`m like, "nope, I`m in my 30`s"
awkward moment when the dentist is talking to you with his hands on your mouth
If you canยดt convince them, confuse them.
Whenever I hear "let me tell you the truth", I secretly cross my fingers, hoping they say "brownies are healthy, eat as many as you want."
If the breakfast club took place now, all those kids would just be silently texting about their sh!tty Saturday & never make friends w/ each other.
I wouldn`t want to fly Virgin. Who`d want to fly an airline that doesn`t go all the way?
Why can`t things be simple like they use to be? I show you a bug I found, we share a snack pack, and then you`re my girlfriend.