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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth
Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My medical ID bracelet says "just let it happen"
Dear grumpy people: donuts are only $.99
Are headaches the result of time spent with woman or is it purely a coincidence?
To be fair, if I had a friend who could turn water into wine - I’d worship him too.
I don`t always say `oops`, but when I do, it`s usually ten minutes after I have a brilliant idea.
I never thought I’d be the kind of person who’d wake up early in the morning to exercise... and I was right.
The closest I`ve come to being an athlete is using Adobe Acrobat.
Since it is the day to give thanks, I would like to say once again...you`re welcome.
I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don`t know. Inspirational post are hard.
The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
If you don`t believe that women will actually fight over a pair of shoes, you`ve never watched The Wizard of Oz!
awesome collection!