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Adam: Eve, you read the terms and conditions before using that Apple product right? Eve: Uh yeah, totally
Can`t dance? Spell your name....in the air...with your butt. BOOM! Next problem...
I`m a good singer. Unfortunately I have a bad voice.
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
Ladys have it easy, if they ever do start to loose an argument they can just start playing with their boobs
I find it ironic that it takes 12 steps to get a beer out of my fridge.
What idiot called it "best man" instead of "lord of the rings"
To all my Facebook friends. Have a happy St. Patrick`s day, and all the festivities this weekend. Stay safe, enjoy life, and if you by chance happen to find a bartender who is bad at math...give me a call :)
I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
Does a transformer get car insurance or life insurance?
The problem with the general public is that it`s made of people.
Ladies, if you want men to look at your face and not your chest, eat a banana.
The first step is admitting you’re a problem.
Does this 50 pound bag of cat food make me look single?
I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.